"I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Mike Myers

#Smart Quotes #Dumb Quotes #Done Quotes

“It was not called the Net of a Million Lies for nothing.”
“When you don't have anybody to take care of you, then you could go both ways: You could do whatever you want, or you could take charge and be your own parent.”
“As long as I tell the truth I feel that nobody can touch me.”
“In closing I wish to say that while I was sorely beset by a number of white riders in my racing days, I have also enjoyed the friendship of countless thousands of white men whom I class as among my closest friends.”

Source : Major Taylor (1928). “The Fastest Bicycle Rider in the World: The Story of a Colored Boy's Indomitable Courage and Success Against Great Odds; an Autobiography”
“I was never trying to be the voice for anybody else. I was just trying to sing about what I was going through, and was singing about those things specifically because I knew there was an audience not being served.”
“One customer well taken care of could be more valuable than $10,000 worth of advertising.”
“I think when you start to do well and get your confidence back, everything becomes more fun. When you're playing with not your full capacity of confidence, I think things get a little tough. I knew I could be doing better than what I was doing. Even though I was ranked 5 or 4 or whatever it was, I wanted to get back to the level I thought I could play at.”
“The writer's room is a really interesting place to be.”

Source : "Jason Gann Exclusive Interview WILFRED". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. July 6, 2011.

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