"Is it a good hot dog? Thatâ€™s all I want to know â€¦ I donâ€™t think the personal health and purity of my colon is that important compared to pleasure. As a chef, Iâ€™m not your dietitian or your ethicist. Iâ€™m in the pleasure business â€¦. My responsibility is to give you the most delicious tomato that I can afford, given the circumstances, and maybe increase the likelihood that you get laid after dinner."

-- Anthony Bourdain

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