"Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding."

-- Daniel Handler

#Secret Quotes #Way Quotes #Dear Quotes

“Liverpool will be without Kvarme tonight - he's illegible.”
“Indeed, it is that ambiguity and ambivalence which often is so puzzling in women--the quality of shifting from child to woman, theseeming helplessness one moment and the utter self-reliance the next that baffle us, that seem most difficult to understand. These are the qualities that make her a mystery, the qualities that provoked Freud to complain, "What does a woman want?”
“I think if you come first with a new world record, that is the best.”
“All of us have the capacity to attract to ourselves what seems to be missing in our lives.”
“Oh.' I shot upright. 'I was in Mongolia.' Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar.”
“When we don't ask for what we want and need, we discount ourselves.”
“As long as you don't make waves, ripples, life seems easy. But that's condemning yourself to impotence and death before you are dead.”
“Even the worse of jobs has their pleasures, if I were a grave digger or a hangmen, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.”

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