"To me absurdity is the only reality"

-- Frank Zappa

#Reality Quotes #Absurdity Quotes

“To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle, requires creative imagination and marks real advance in science.”
“Yet another hedge fund manager explained Icelandic banking to me this way: you have a dog, and I have a cat. We agree that each is worth a billion dollars. You sell me the dog for a billion, and I sell you the cat for a billion. Now we are no longer pet owners but Icelandic banks, with a billion dollars in new assets.”
“Manchester United have, since 1991, conquered Europe about as successfully as Head and Shoulders has conquered dandruff”
“All houses in which men have lived and suffered and died are haunted houses.”

Source : Mary Roberts Rinehart (2013). “The Red Lamp”, p.35, Overamstel Uitgevers
“Many of us think that compassion drains us, but I promise you it is something that truly enlivens us.”
“Well look, I don't begrudge anybody in the voters and their views.”

Source : "Romney Attacks Gingrich II". Conference Call, jamiedupree.blog.ajc.com. September 12, 2014.
“When introducing a character, you're usually better off sticking with broad strokes. The important thing at that point is not what color hair someone has or how tall they are, but rather, what kind of person they are.”
“God has given him an attitude that he can deal with anything football throws at him. (on Michael Owen)”

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