"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."

-- Dave Barry

#Inspirational Quotes #Birthday Quotes #Believe Quotes

“Religious faith is the one species of human ignorance that will not admit of even the possibility of correction.”
“I shall be honored to go to jail. Under a dictatorship, the detention cell is a place of honor.”
“The mind, like any muscle, must be exercised.”
“Writing, producing and directing, I must say, is incredibly satisfying and gratifying.”
“My favorite roles usually have to do with the story, if it's a good story I usually enjoy doing the character.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“To be the world No. 1 has always been a dream for me.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". labs.imdb.com.
“I've always said that you can't be the new Mel Blanc by doing Mel Blanc's voice.”

Source : The A.V. Club Interview, www.avclub.com. June 14, 2005.
“I dodged behind Mac for cover and refused to take the bait. I glanced at my nonexistent watch. 'Oops, look at the time. Guess I have to be going now. Let's not do this again sometime, okay?' Before I could move, Pritkin was there, jamming the medallion into the skin of my upper arm.'Ow!'He looked at me expectantly. I glared at him. 'That hurt!' What do you see?' A big red mark,”

You may also like:

Alan Zweibel
Producer
Amy Tan
Film writer
Art Buchwald
Humorist
Carl Hiaasen
Journalist
Gene Weingarten
Journalist
Mitch Albom
Author
Ridley Pearson
Author
Russell Baker
Writer
Stephen King
Author