"[Crisco] ain't just for frying. You ever get a sticky something stuck in your hair,like gum?...That's right, Crisco. Spread this on a baby's bottom, you won't even know what diaper rash is...shoot, I seen ladies rub it under they eyes and on they husband's scaly feet...Clean the goo from a price tag, take the squeak out a door hinge. Lights get cut off, stick a wick in it and burn it like a candle....And after all that, it'll still fry your chicken."

-- Kathryn Stockett

#Baby Quotes #Husband Quotes #Eye Quotes

“Our prisons and our jails are now our mental health institutions”
“Suddenly it was fall, the season of death, the anniversary of things-going-to-hell.”
“A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts,”

Source : Burton G. Malkiel (2007). “A Random Walk Down Wall Street: The Time-Tested Strategy for Successful Investing”, p.24, W. W. Norton & Company
“We are an industry that has historically been at the forefront of defining new media environments in ways that benefit consumers and move our entire business model forward. We must ensure that while we are moving quickly, we are also moving smartly.”
“I like shopping from the comfort of my bed whilst my husband is asleep beside me.”
“Hollywood is horrible... it's beyond satire.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The second episode of any new show can be tough. You have about a week to top the well-crafted and polished pilot episode that was written over six months.”

Source : "Showrunners 2012: '2 Broke Girls'' Michael Patrick King". Interview with Lacey Rose, www.hollywoodreporter.com. October 3, 2012.
“Jihad expands Islam's domain by any means available.”

Source : "When Rights Make Wrongs" by Ralph Peters, www.realclearpolitics.com. August 18, 2010.

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