"People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh."

-- Tommy Chong

#Mean Quotes #Laughing Quotes #People Quotes

“I have just now come from a party where I was its life and soul; witticisms streamed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me, but I went away â€” yes, the dash should be as long as the radius of the earth's orbit â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€” and wanted to shoot myself.”
“I have this peculiar ability to be able to anticipate mouth movements on screen and fill them with words or sound.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I should probably confess that I get bored easily, which explains my reluctance to work with formula, tropes, whatever.”
“You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.”
“You see, my Lord Archbishop, what is "dubious" about my theology is not that it contradicts particular doctrinal teachings, things are much worse or better: what I want, is no more and no less than a fundamental change in the whole way that theology is done today; but I want this out of faith, not out of faithlessness.”

Source : Letter to Archbishop J J Degenhardt, 1992.
“How can we expect young people to be rooted in things such as character, morality and honesty? How is one supposed to be at once an arrow soaring skyward and an oak planted firmly in the ground? The meritocratic culture hones strivers on every aspect of their lives save one - how to cultivate character.”
“A man of genius is privileged only as far as he is genius. His dullness is as insupportable as any other dullness.”
“It used to be the one or the other, right? You were the bad girl or the good girl or the bad mother or the good mother, the horrible businesswoman who eschewed her children or the earth mother who was happy to be at home baking pies, all of that stuff that we sort of knew was a lie.”

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