"If we can't be free at least we can be cheap."

-- Frank Zappa

“It's exciting to take control of your future instead of waiting for the phone to ring,”
“I pledge to you today that as president, in my first budget, I will introduce the largest increase in special education ever.”
“I registered Democrat because my parents did. They were, we were. There was no thinking behind it.”
“We worship so that we live in response to and from this centre, the living God.”
“I found a guy in the Bronx who had an old plywood Kay bass that he wanted $75 for. He held it for me, and I gave him a few dollars every time I could scrape some extra money together. Meanwhile I borrowed or rented basses for jam sessions and paying jobs. It was a great thrill when I finally took possession of my Kay.”
“When men and women punish each other for truth telling, we reinforce the notion that lies are better.”
“Nature is too thin a screen; the glory of the omnipresent God bursts through everywhere”
“Various Eastern fathers referred to the practice of married priests in their churches, offering each one of us elements for a further careful evaluation of the choice of the Latin church to connect celibacy to ordained priesthood.”

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