"One hundred infidels committed suicide as they entered the holy city of Baghdad. Their tanks will become their tombs."

-- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

#Suicide Quotes #Military Quotes #Cities Quotes

“I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.”
“ever been kidnapped by a poet if i were a poet i'd kidnap you put you in my phrases and meter....”
“My mother said I broke her heart...but it was my integrity that was important. Is that so selfish? It sells for so little, but it's all we have left in this place. It is the very last inch of us...but within that inch we are free.”
“It is not what we get. But who we become, what we contribute... that gives meaning to our lives.”
“Don't focus on being different, focus on being yourself - and your difference will naturally shine through!”
“I know why girls go and have their nails done so often and have spa days. It feels awesome.”
“I donâ€™t understand how real Christians let that little f--ker get away with that.”
“Maybe I was praying for him then, in my own way. Does God have a set way of prayer, a way that He expects each of us to follow? I doubt it. I believe some people-- lots of people-- pray through the witness of their lives, through the work they do, the friendships they have, the love they offer people and receive from people. Since when are words the only acceptable form of prayer?”

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