"I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest."

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Jane Seymour

#Smile Quotes #Eye Quotes #Winning Quotes

“Make a firm decision: 'Whatever happens, I will be happy. I will be strong. God is always with me.'”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 15, 2014
“Even if you only counted the votes that actually made it through the hoops in order to be cast, the president was really Al Gore.”
“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”
“I thought helping someone else might take me out of my own head for a while.”
“No tools have yet been met with in any of the gravels occurring at the higher levels of the valley of the Seine; but no importance can be attached to this negative fact, as so little search has yet been made for them.”
“The philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein once remarked that if you ask a man how much is two plus two and he tells you five, that is a mistake. But if you ask a man how much is two plus two and he tells you ninety-seven, that is no longer a mistake. The man you are talking to is operating with a wholly different logic from your own.”
“See the Light in Others, and Treat Them as if That is All you See.”
“One of the problems we have is children are not in school long enough in the day and during the year.”

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