"The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push."

-- Paul Reiser

#Baby Quotes #Children Quotes #Kids Quotes

“when anybody talks to me as if I hadn't good sense, I'm immediately tempted to act as if I hadn't. Like sticking beans up your nose. ... you know the story about the mother who said to her children the last thing before she went out, Now be sure not to stick beans up your nose? Naturally, they would never have thought of it if she hadn't put the idea into their heads.”
“A half-starved limping government, always moving upon crutches and tottering at every step...”
“A lot of first-time filmmakers are almost apologizing for their movie by saying, Well, we only had 18 days to shoot, you know.”
“Expectations are just leftover praise. They are a blessing. If you didn't have the capability to meet them, they wouldn't exist.”
“Never invest emergency savings in the stock market.”
“I am going to devour you, Magdelegna,â€ he promised her, the darkness of his cravings coming to bear on her fully at last. â€œYou wanted to know my passions? Allow me to introduce them to you.”
“And so there are so many good things going on all across Iraq and unfortunately that's not what the American people see on TV or they don't read a lot about it in the newspapers.”
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.”

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