"If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out."

-- Woody Allen

#God Quotes #Stupidity Quotes #Ankles Quotes

“The charitable say in effect, 'I seem to have more than I need and you seem to have less than you need. I would like to share my excess with you.' Fine, if my excess is tangible, money or goods, and fine if not, for I learned that to be charitable with gestures and words can bring enormous joy and repair injured feelings.”
“The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.”
“Happiness must be cultivated. It is like character. It is not a thing to be safely let alone for a moment, or it will run to weeds.”
“I did the movie [Valley of Violence] from two perspectives. You're with Ethan [Hawke] the whole movie, but for the first half, you're really with Ethan. For the second half, you're with him, but also you're with the bad guys because he kind of becomes the bad guy. No one's really good in the movie.”
“You want to see an angry person? Let me hear a cell phone go off.”
“I started with the classical violin when I was 6, and I guess it went well.”
“[T]he ways in which the information we give off about our selves, in photos and e-mails and MySpace pages and all the rest of it, has dramatically increased our social visibility and made it easier for us to find each other but also to be scrutinized in public.”
“In moments of surprise we catch at least a glimpse of the joy to which gratefulness opens the door.”

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