"A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young thing - it's been all downhill since then."

-- Will Self

#Beautiful Quotes #Hips Quotes #Young Quotes

“I regret the way pain has taught me nothing.”
“And y'all scared I can tell That I'mma get Bucks like Milwaukee, cause like Sam, I ca' sell.”

Source : "Song: Put Your Hands Up (Album: Kiss Tha Game Goodbye)". 2001.
“A difficult decision for the referee's assistant. I wouldn't beat him up over it.”
“If you do something extraordinary for your customer you will never be forgotten. Customer service heroes get remembered, but legends never die.”
“If they had been fit, Kieran Gibbs and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain would also have made a difference down the left against United.”
“I think it's part of being English, particularly if you are middle-class - you're always looking to be reminded that you are no good and you are always actually embarrassed about being successful.”
“No place epitomizes the American experience and the American spirit more than New York City.”
“You know the reason The Beatles made it so big?...'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' First single....brilliant. Perhaps the most...brilliant song ever written. Because they nailed it. That's what everyone wants. Not 24/7 hot wet sex. Not a marriage that lasts a hundred years. Not a Porsche...or a million-dollar crib. No. They wanna hold your hand. They have such a feeling that they can't hide. Every single successful song of the past fifty years can be traced back to 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' And every single successful love story has those unbearable and unbearably exciting moments of hand-holding.”

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