"Civilised my syphilised yarbles."

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Anthony Burgess

“The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.”
“Souls are punished when they have gone forth from the body, some wandering among us, some going to hot or cold places of the earth, some harassed by spirits. Under all circumstances they suffer with the irrational part of their nature, with which they also sinned. For its sake there subsists that shadowy body which is seen about graves, especially the graves of evil livers.”
“A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!”
“People having religions is an insult to the universe.”
“I'm sorry I let everybody down, I'm fighting just to pay my bills. I don't have the stomach for this anymore... I don't have the desire for it. I feel bad for the people... I wish they could get their money back.”
“My father was a statesman, I am a political woman. My father was a saint. I am not.”
“Find me a servant who admires his Master and you will have found two good men.”
“You can only find opportunities if you are looking for them.”

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