"Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf."

-- Dave Foley

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“The object of all the former voyages to the South Seas undertaken by the command of his present majesty, has been the advancement of science and the increase of knowledge.”

Source : William Bligh (1792). “A Voyage to the South Sea Undertaken by Command of His Majesty: For the Purpose of Conveying the Bread-fruit Tree to the West Indies, in His Majesty's Ship the Bounty, Commanded by Lieutenant William Bligh. Including an Account of the Mutiny on Board the Said Ship, and the Subsequent Voyage of Part of the Crew, in the Ship's Boat, from Tofoa, One of the Friendly Islands, to Timor, a Dutch Settlement in the East Indies ...”, p.3
“I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.”
“Any actor who judges his character is a fool - for every role you play you've got to absorb that character's motives and justifications.”
“I've never been that person to fake it, and say what everyone else wants you to say. Then you never have anything personal. If I wanted to be an actress all the time, I could do that. But I don't. I want to be real. I want to be a real person. That's what an artist is. An artist has to be honest. Without honesty, there's nothing.”
“Rather than finding heaven on earth, we are asked to release heaven by living on earth.”
“There it is, the sea, the most incomprehensible of non-human existences.”

Source : Clarice Lispector (1989). “Soulstorm: Stories”, p.162, New Directions Publishing
“I may not get a hit, but you'll see me playing hard. You see my outs, they will be quality outs.”
“It is the job of the historian to say what is likely, and of faith to say what is possible.”

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