"Whatever expectations I had for myself, none of them have come to pass. I grew up thinking I was going to be an actor, which I am. But I thought I'd be a very serious sort of Shakespearean guy going from town to town having sex with various Juliets all over the country."

-- Michael Ian Black

#Country Quotes #Sex Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“This commitment to truth is something one senses more and more Americans yearning for, just as they are becoming more and more sophisticated at knowing when the truth is being obscured - an irony that seems to elude most of todays elected officials.”
“I wake up, eat, make a beat. Play Xbox, make another beat and go to bed. Occasionally do something. I rarely party.”
“Capitalism is the fullest expression of anarchism and anarchism is the fullest expression of capitalism”
“A successful person allows his results to speak for him, not his mouth.”
“After my first week of no wheat, my stomachaches were gone, my mucous cleared up, and I felt incredibly energetic. My headaches were also less frequent and less severe, and I had lost 3 pounds, most of it swelling and water weight my body had been holding onto as part of its response to the wheat products in my diet.”
“Any editing, software work, and mail is done in this exported Plan 9”
“Difference which exists between the lowest, so-called men, and the other higher races is greater than between the lowest men and the highest apes.”
“stop spying on the lawful citizenry. Democracy and dossiers go ill together. It is all right for God but all wrong for the State to keep its eye on sparrows.”

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