"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."

-- Steve Martin

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“He spoke so slowly, cobwebs could have formed between his words.”

Source : Scott Heim (1995). “Mysterious skin: a novel”, HarperCollins Publishers
“If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.”
“Our religion is Christ, our politics Fatherland!”
“The larger the percentage of the national income taken by taxes the greater the deterrent to private production and employment. When the total tax burden grows beyond a bearable size, the problem of devising taxes that will not discourage and disrupt production becomes insoluble.”
“Best way to clear the air is to have it all out in the open.”
“During the past few years I have led a sometimes hard battle for German foreign policy.”
“Well, truth be told it was the hope on the last one, it's always the hope. It's just you don't just wasn't to do it- everything we do is, for a lack of a more crass term, everything we do is pushing against the conveyer belt.”
“It is ironic that many Filipinos learn to love the Philippines while abroad, not at home.”

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