"Youcanfooltoomanyofthepeopletoomuchofthetime. See Lincoln 510:35."

-- James Thurber

“The people who I thought would be the hardest to work with were the easiest, and the people I thought would be the easiest were actually the hardest.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“You may leave here for four days in space, but when you return it's the same old place.”

Source : Song: Eve Of Destruction
“Life is incredibly short, yet we're always told that change takes time. For a race of mortals, dicking around just isn't acceptable.”

Source : Ted Rall (2001). “Search and Destroy: Cartoons”, p.107, Andrews McMeel Publishing
“I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come”
“What seem our worst prayers may really be, in God's eyes, our best. Those, I mean, which are least supported by devotional feeling. For these may come from a deeper level than feeling. God sometimes seems to speak to us most intimately when he catches us, as it were, off our guard.”
“When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.”

Source : 'King Lear' (1605-6) act 4, sc. 6, l. [187]
“Why does the left hate free speech? Because they don't know how to talk about the substantive merits when they are challenged. Having submerged themselves in disciplining each other by denouncing any heretics in their midst, they find themselves overwhelmed and outnumbered in America, where there is vibrant debate about all sorts of things they don't know how to begin to talk about. They resort to stomping their feet and shouting "shut up"... when they aren't prissily imploring everyone to be "civil."”

Source : "Why does the left hate free speech?" by Ann Althouse, althouse.blogspot.ru. February 3, 2011.
“Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.”

Source : Recalled on her death,12 Dec 1968.

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