"Malice, in its false witness, promotes its tale with so cunning a confusion, so mingles truths with falsehoods, surmises with certainties, causes of no moment with matters capital, that the accused can absolutely neither grant nor deny, plead innocen."

-- Philip Sidney

#Confusion Quotes #Matter Quotes #Causes Quotes

“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”

Source : FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from Oct 04, 2010
“[His acting] remains forever fixed in a time that never dates.”
“Nothing Matters Really.”
“People are really concerned about my relationship status. When I tell people I'm happy being single, they don't believe me. They say: 'You have to be miserable being alone'.”
“My soul is to sell. The dark is too hard to beat 'cause they're calling me.”
“Fifty years from now I'll be just three inches of type in a record book.”
“Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.”

Source : "Cecily Strong's top 10 jokes of the 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner". Cecily Strong's remarks at 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington, D.C., edition.cnn.com. April 26, 2015.
“I shall remain on Mars and read a book.”

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