"I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists."

-- Anne Lamott

#God Quotes #Dog Quotes #Lying Quotes

“Old age was growing inside me. It kept catching my eye from the depths of the mirror. I was paralyzed sometimes as I saw it making its way toward me so steadily when nothing inside me was ready for it.”
“Congress is like first grade, only not as well behaved.”
“Well people love to go dirty and stuff like that. It's funny, because even really dirty things can kind of inspire, but all things inspire really dirty improv and monologues. So then really dirty things can inspire the exact opposite. It's kind of a crapshoot.”
“A job is not just a job.Â Itâ€™s who you are.”
“With swimming, I burn a lot of calories. I'm able to eat pretty much anything and it won't affect me. But I don't.”
“If you want God's grace, all you need is need, all you need is nothing.”
“Americans who have parents raised during the Great Depression or World War II understand how drastically things have changed on the home front. My father did not care a whit whether I liked him, and it would have been unthinkable for him to pick up my stuff. There were rules in the house, and they were enforced.”
“The church is not the way to heaven; the church is the sign that points to heaven.”

You may also like: