"If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems."

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James Lileks

#Mother Quotes #Ivory Quotes #Juniors Quotes

“Audio is the only medium you can consume while you're multitasking.”

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“I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good.”
“If you don't know what you want, you'll probably get what somebody else wants.”
“Reality is the temporary resultant of continuous struggles between rival gangs of programmers.”
“My mum wants the best for me. And I like having my mum around me.”
“I encouraged the Chinese to support Pol Pot. I encouraged the Thailand|Thai to help the Khmer Rouge. The question was how to help the Cambodian people. Pol Pot was an abomination. We could never support him. But China could.”
“From its first startling image, Orhans Inheritance will seep under your skin and leave an indelible mark upon your heart. What lucky readers we are to inherit Aline Ohanesians gorgeous work.”
“It's always good to remember where you come from and celebrate it. To remember where you come from is part of where you're going.”

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