"I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky."

-- Andy Griffith

#Wise Quotes #Cranky Quotes

“Millionaires don't use astrology...the billionaires do.”
“The working class is revolutionary or it is nothing.”
“Walking was not fast enough, so we ran. Running was not fast enough, so we galloped. Galloping was not fast enough, so we sailed. Sailing was not fast enough, so we rolled merrily along on long metal tracks. Long metal tracks were not fast enough, so we drove. Driving was not fast enough, so we flew. Flying isn't fast enough for us. We want to get there faster. Get where? Wherever we are not. But a human soul can only go as fast as a man can walk, they used to say. In that case, where are all the souls? Left behind.”
“I think Joan's advice would be: always know more than anyone else, always be discreet as possible. And never cry at work.”
“It's an ugly thing to see ambition and to see people satisfying themselves.”
“Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.”

Source : "Jessica Simpson comments on weight-gain onstage" by Jocelyn Vena, www.mtv.com. January 30, 2009.
“The essence of illness is the freezing of behavior into unalterable and insatiable patterns.”
“Actors have to make you believe that it's happening for the first time and all that jazz and make it human and at the same time entertain you.”

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