"The intellect has only one failing, which, to be sure, is a very considerable one. It has no conscience."

“Braniac dumb-dumbs, bust the scientifical, Approach to the course and the force is centrifugal. Can you find your way through the lyrics that be catchin' 'em? Throw another rhyme across the room, they be fetchin' 'em.”

“There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.”

Source : "Bill Bailey: Part Troll". Documentary, Comedy, Music, 2004.

“I enjoy writing. I enjoy that kind of process.”

“Do nothing and hope the enemy fades away.”

“There's a man going 'round taking names / And he decides who to free and who to blame / Everybody won't be treated all the same / There'll be a golden ladder reaching down / When the Man comes around.”

“There's no question that a vinyl record is a lot nicer than a CD. It's nicer to hold in your hands, you can do more with it.”

Source : "Simon LeBon says Duran Duran was part of industry demise". Interview with Shirley Halperin, uk.reuters.com. December 24, 2010.

“I like boys. I am not foreign; I was born and raised in Hickory County, Mo.”

“Our understanding is correlative to our perception.”