"Sometimes I misstep into something perhaps I shouldn't, but with age comes a thick, high pair of rubber boots to wade through the barnyard. We should all have to get to the dirt and 'muck out' at some point in our lives."

“Del Taco: so much food, no much money”

“I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.”

“They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.”

“Books aren't lumps of paper, but minds on shelves.”

Source : Sheridan Hay (2008). “The Secret of Lost Things”, p.6, Anchor

“Serve your neighbors (like your next-door neighbors). It's a good way to get to know them better and show them what Jesus is about.”

“There should be a separate line to scrutinize anybody with the name Abdul or Ahmed or Mohammed.”

Source : "Airport screening for 'Flying while Muslim'" by Nafees Syed, www.cnn.com. February 3, 2010.

“Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.”

“Well, you never knew exactly how much space you occupied in people's lives. Yet from this fog his affection emerged--the best contacts are when one knows the obstacles and still wants to preserve a relation.”