"Always store beer in a dark place."

“Don't ask me when I first mastered the obvious.”

Source : "Bangkok 8". Book by John Burdett, June, 2003.

“Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.”

“Death is turning out the lamp because the dawn has appeared.”

“If American women would increase their voting turnout by ten percent, I think we would see an end to all of the budget cuts in programs benefiting women and children.”

“It is socialism. It moves the country in a direction which is not good for anyone, whether they be young or old. It charts a course from which there will be no turning back.”

Source : Carl Thomas Curtis, Regis A. Courtemanche (1986). “Forty years against the tide: Congress and the welfare state”, Gateway Books

“Act as young as you feel. You're not getting older; you're getting more entitled to be your fabulous self.”

“I don't see how you have the nerve to oppose this bill when you run the biggest gambling business in the world - gambling on the hereafter.”

“Instead of seeing all of this as God's extraordinary grace, we come to expect the comfort and joys that God gives us as the baseline, the measure of what we believe to be our due. When our comfort level drops below our expectations, we are shocked and angered, and even foolishly express our outrage to God Himself.”