"If you put me in South Park, that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes."

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Source : "Cartoonist Stephan Pastis cast aside his career in law to put Pearls on the comics page" by Peter Hartlaub, www.sfgate.com. September 16, 2005.

Stephan Pastis

#Fall Quotes #Parks Quotes #Minutes Quotes

“If I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry Potter didn't have to worry about traffic. You relize Harry Potter isn't real, right? Of course, but he could be. I mean, maybe not Harry Potter, but someone like him. Who's to say?”
“Luke associates John with Peter in Acts, when, after the Resurrection, that strange boldness had come upon the disciples.”
“No man is hurt but by himself.”
“Joy always came after pain.”

Source : 1913 Les Alcools,'Le Pont Mirabeau'.
“What good is inspiration if it's not backed up by action?”
“I like to be aggressive. I like to swing the bat.”
“I don't understand why God took him and didn't take me.”
“Grow the lawn and mow the lawn always keep the TV on, brush your teeth and kill the germs, poison apples, poison worms.”

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