"Hey, I'm like the Wayne Gretsky of the entertainment biz - I have other people do my dirty work while I skate around and get to be a nice guy. What can I say? I'm a coward."

-- Paul Feig

#Nice Quotes #Dirty Quotes #People Quotes

“I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.”
“The greatest human quest is to know what one must do in order to become a human being.”
“When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, 'Do you think I'm Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?' After that, they called me Tuna.”
“I believe in a visual language that should be as strong as the written word.”
“It seems to me absolutely true, that our world, which appears to us the surface of all things, is really the bottom of a deep ocean: all our trees are submarine growths, and we are weird, scaly-clad submarine fauna, feeding ourselves on offal like shrimps. Only occasionally the soul rises gasping through the fathomless fathoms under which we live, far up to the surface of the ether, where there is true air.”
“I never had a brian till freak came along.”
“120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer.”
“Sometimes I miss out the morning's painting session and instead study my Japanese books in the open.”

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