"When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at."

“You create your own audience, and your own community of peers, and in some ways you create your own forebears as well.”

“I belong to a purely agricultural family from a rural background.”

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“It has actually become very necessary in our time to rebut the theory that every firm and serious friendship is really homosexual.”

“Satire dramatizes better than any other use of it, the inherent contradiction of free speech that it functions best when what is being said is at its most outrageous.”

Source : Tony Hendra (1987). “Going Too Far”, Dolphin Books

“A teacher is a person who never says anything once.”

Source : Howard Nemerov (1993). “A Howard Nemerov Reader”, p.307, University of Missouri Press

“Monogamy and prostitution go together.”

“A relationship is sent by God and accident.”

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“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”