"No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of my dog."

“Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.”

“When you're growing up, you want to feel part of something.”

“I've had to adjust to karaoke as a modern reality that obscures our hunt for what we're truly after.”

Source : "An Interview with Alan Bishop". believermag.com. July 1st, 2008.

“By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over.”

“Armed conflict between nations is a nightmare to me, but if I were convinced that any nation had made up its mind to dominate the world by fear of its force I should feel it should be resisted.”

Source : "Neville Chamberlain". Book by Keith Feiling, 1946.

“Broadcasting for advertisers is still the best game in town, and they know it. Look, I admire a lot of the shows on cable. I think 'Mad Men' is wonderful. I think 'Breaking Bad' is wonderful. But let's remember they're about one-tenth the audience of NCIS.”

Source : "Executive Suite". Interview with Lacey Rose, www.hollywoodreporter.com. April 10, 2012.

“We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny”

Source : Interview with Dana Stevens, www.slate.com. June 10, 2015.

“I have no idea what my persona would be. As far as I'm concerned, I'm changing all the time.”