"Do you know why men name their cocks?" "No, why?" she asked, trying to stifle her laughter. "So most of the major decisions in their lives wonâ€™t be made by a total stranger."

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Source : Linda Howard (2009). “Night Moves: Dream Man/After the Night”, p.282, Simon and Schuster

Linda Howard

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“Let me tell you about my day. I get up at 8 o'clock in the morning. At 8:30 am, I leave the house and I arrive at my office at 8:37. I stay in the office until 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I get in my Porsche and I'm home at 2:03 because the one-way streets make it faster for me to drive. And between 8:36 am and 2 pm, I'm doing one of three things: I'm writing. I'm staring out the window. Or I'm writhing on the floor.”
“I wasn't very aware of pop music because I attended an arts school. For me, it was all about jazz.”

Source : "Oprah Talks to Norah Jones". Interview with Oprah Winfrey, www.oprah.com. July, 2003.
“These soliloquies explain our people's lack of stability You keepin it real, but ain't got a clue what reality really be See the diameter of your knowledge Is the circumference of your activity”

Source : Song: Soul On Ice
“I am a woman. I was devastated, and I felt that excluding me for the reason that they gave was unjust. I have never asked for any special consideration. I only wanted to compete.”

Source : "Transgender Miss Universe contestant devastated by rules row, she says" By Marina Landis, www.cnn.com. April 3, 2012.
“The difference between a non-suicide and an ex-suicide leaving the house for work, at eight o'clock on an ordinary morning: The non-suicide is a little traveling suck of care, sucking care with him from the past and being sucked toward care in the future. His breath is high in his chest. The ex-suicide opens his front door, sits down on the steps, and laughs. Since he has the option of being dead, he has nothing to lose by being alive. It is good to be alive. He goes to work because he doesn't have to.”

Source : Walker Percy (2011). “Lost in the Cosmos: The Last Self-Help Book”, p.53, Open Road Media
“What I've learned to do is arrest my addiction - arrest it myself, so I don't get arrested.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“It sounds shameful, but on my best days I write only about three or four hours.”
“In my view (animal) knowledge is apt belief, where not only the belief (its existence and content) but also its correctness is creditable to the subject's competence.”

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