"Psycho? The woman's senile. We had to stop at about thirty gas stations on the way over here. Finally I got tired of getting out of the car and showing her which was the Men's and which was the Women's, so I let her pick them herself. I worked out a system. The law of averages. I laid money on her and she came out about fifty-fifty."

-- John Kennedy Toole

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“There's a place beyond words where experience first occurs to which I always want to return. I suspect that whenever I articulate my thoughts or translate my impulses into words, I am betraying the real thoughts and impulses which remain hidden.”

Source : Jerzy Kosinski (1975). “The devil tree”
“Film is a strange thing.”
“Fear's useless. Either something bad happens or it doesn't: If it doesn't, you've wasted time being afraid, and if it does, you've wasted time that you could have spent sharpening your weapons.”

Source : Sarah Rees Brennan (2010). “The Demon's Lexicon”, p.137, Simon and Schuster
“I studied, I met with medical doctors, scientists, and Iâ€™m here to tell you that the way to a more productive, more inspired, more joyful life is: getting enough sleep.”
“Charm, in most men and nearly all women, is a decoration.”
“You can’t stand up in a Cadillac, either.”
“There are some times when I think acting can be a noble profession. And when those rare roles come along, like Down to the Bone, you have the opportunity to be of service.”
“Sometimes you have to do something unforgivable just to be able to go on living.”

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