"Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way."

-- Alexei Sayle

#Way Quotes #Being A Woman Quotes

“Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.”
“All the world's a stage. P.T. Barnum: It becomes a circus. But circuses or street pageants or parades have always been useful in a society.They've always been useful as a way of critiquing power. The carnivalesque has always been useful as a way of the powerful being mocked in a public space.”
“If what you're working for really matters, you'll give it all you've got.”

Source : Nido R. Qubein (1983). “Nido Qubein's Professional selling techniques”
“Winners don't eat wieners.”
“Creep into thy narrow bed, Creep, and let no more be said!”
“The money is what made me miserable. I want to be free of that stress.”

Source : "Ricky Does 60 Minutes". "60 Minutes" with Mike Wallace, www.counterpunch.org. December 29, 2004.
“I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.”
“It is the privilege and duty of the present generation to pass on to its successors, unimpaired, the heritage of liberty bequeathed to it by the founders of the Republic.”

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