"Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain."

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Source : Dave Barry (2011). “Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down”, p.60, Ballantine Books

Dave Barry

#Hands Quotes #Years Quotes #Chocolate Quotes

“Eat you inside out like stress...You hear my voice, you see my face, you know my name / I take it out your ***** and charge it to the game”
“My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.”
“Loyalty is a feature in a boy's character that inspires boundless hope.”
“For people who have been raised on text-based interactions, just speaking on the telephone can be high bandwidth to the point of anxiety.”
“Equals, the proverb goes, delight in equals.”
“Always strive to give your spouse the very best of yourself; not what's leftover after you have given your best to everyone else.”

Source : FaceBook post by Dave Willis from Mar 11, 2017
“Everything in the world starts small and then becomes biggerâ€”except bad things. They start big, and then get smaller.”

Source : Warren St. John (2009). “Outcasts United: An American Town, a Refugee Team, and One Woman's Quest to Make a Difference”, p.292, Spiegel & Grau
“I don't think evil people or negative people are inherently interesting all the time. People who are good people getting better at being themselves - to me, that's something that's really interesting to watch.”

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