"For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed."

“Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century.”

“Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I'd prefer to despise this person with the fire of ten thousand suns. So when I walk - nay, crawl - out of here at the end of my workouts, I want to lull myself to sleep by picturing my very talented and inspirational trainer getting hit by a bus. A bus that I am driving.”

Source : Jen Lancaster (2007). “Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?”, p.352, Penguin

“Everything has a purpose. And that purpose has a story that goes along with it. It just depends on what your passion is.”

“I believe that access to a university education should be based on the ability to learn, not what people can afford. I think there is no more nauseating a sight than politicians pulling up the ladder of opportunity behind them.”

“The international community cannot accept that whole communities are marginalized because of the color of their skin. People of African descent are among those most affected by racism. Too often, they face denial of basic rights such as access to quality health services and education. Such fundamental wrongs have a long and terrible history.”

“Separation is The Only Disease, It is The Cause—Everything Else is The Effect!”

“Everybody is vulnerable to being in relationships where they get fooled. I'm no different. It's just human nature.”

“He's got a ring, so I'm taking home the trophy.”