"Other countries may boast of this and that, but nobody can touch the United States for poisonous snakes. We have about twenty species, most of them deadly, and Europe has only five or six, none of them much good. We have fifteen kinds of Rattlesnakes alone and nobody else has even one. [ There is a species in Central and South America, but it probably came from the United States ]."

-- Will Cuppy

#Country Quotes #Europe Quotes #Snakes Quotes

“Tim Tebow's like the snake doctor for Florida. Gotta stop the snake doctor, keep the Gators from moving the ball....this time he snaked Alabama with a play action pass.”
“Whether or not all this came to pass in an East African ditch, I wouldn't like to say. Perhaps it happened in North Africa or further west, but Africa was definitely the place.”
“I am possessed by love and have no options.”

Source : Elizabeth Smart (1945). “By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept ; And, The Assumption of the Rogues & Rascals”, Vintage
“Making Linux GPL'd was definitely the best thing I ever did.”
“If the people of Comic-Con ruled the world...then tomorrow would be invented every day.”
“It feels like the more I'm out there in the public eye, the more criticism I get. You need to have confidence - that's what it takes to walk out there and sing a song in front of a huge group of people.”
“Today, I am blessed to be living a dream. And yet, if it all went away tomorrow, I know I would still have peace.”

Source : "Tim Howard Credits Christian Faith For Giving Him The ‘Gift Of Athleticism’". www.huffingtonpost.com. July 2, 2014.
“When we see life, we call it beautiful. When we see death, we call it ugly. But it is more beautiful still to see oneself living at great speed, right up to the moment of death.”

Source : Jean Genet (1987). “Querelle”, p.46, Grove Press

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