"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

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Herb Caen

#Christian Quotes #Pain Quotes #Trouble Quotes

“I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.”
“You never go away from us, yet we have difficulty in returning to You. Come, Lord, stir us up and call us back. Kindle and seize us. Be our fire and our sweetness. Let us love. Let us run.”
“Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.”
“Only through repentance do we gain access to the atoning grace of Jesus Christ.”
“A computer is like a violin. You can imagine a novice trying ï¬rst a phonograph and then a violin. The latter, he says, sounds terrible. That is the argument we have heard from our humanists and most of our computer scientists. Computer programs are good, they say, for particular purposes, but they arenâ€™t ï¬‚exible. Neither is a violin, or a typewriter, until you learn how to use it.”
“Always give more in service, than you receive in payment, and customers will beat a path to your door.”
“A neighborhood friend showed me how it was possible to go to a camera shop and pick up chemicals for pennies... literally... and develop your own film and make prints.”
“I'd love to be an artist that's multifaceted. At the moment, I am not. But wouldn't that be cool if I was like, 'Yeah, let me pull out my guitar and play you a song.' I would adore that. I am so far not gifted in that way. But I am a very hard worker and a very determined person, so who knows?”

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