"I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived."

-- Willard Scott

“I would have to say the best was when my mom formed a company for me. I write out all of the checks for my performance business. I get to see the money I make and how much it takes to do what I do.”

Source : Source: www.pittsburghurbanmedia.com
“To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.”

Source : Susan Mallery (2010). “Almost Perfect”, p.352, HQN Books
“The accumulation of capital involves the the expansion of value over time.”
“I've often tried to describe how memory works. I've suggested this to students, and told them to close their eyes and try to remember what I look like. Then I ask them if they remember what I look like. But when you open your eyes you will be surprised how different what you thought I looked like is to what I actually look like. Because the imagination is a different raw material from actual vision. Memory is very different from the thing itself.”
“I consider myself to be a good guy so it's not hard for me to play that.”
“I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.”
“Fear of the right type can be beneficial to the people of God (see Prov. 1:7), but the fear of man's hostile intentions seldom fits that category.”
“Obama gets his identity and his ideology from his father.”

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