"I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright."

-- David Cross

“He may have gone to bed three hours ago, but he knows who he is playing. You can rest assured that he hasn't slept a wink.”
“A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.”

Source : Her Son's Wife ch. 37 (1926)
“For most people, chemotherapy is no longer the chamber of horrors we often conceive it to be. Yes, it is an ordeal for some people, but it wasn't for me, nor for most of the patients I got to know during my four months of periodic visits to the chemo suite.”
“Look, I haven't had hardly any bad luck. I never look at it that way.”
“When you are on the erg your mind is too busy to pay attention to the sounds of the machine; you notice only that they are indeed loud.”
“We must live for the few who know and appreciate us, who judge and absolve us, and for whom we have the same affection and indulgence. The rest I look upon as a mere crowd, lively or sad, loyal or corrupt, from whom there is nothing to be expected but fleeting emotions, either pleasant or unpleasant, which leave no trace behind them.”

Source : Sarah Bernhardt (1968). “Memories of my life, being my personal, professional, and social recollections as woman and artist”
“I haven't changed. Something's happened to me, that's all.”
“The truly important things in life - love, beauty, and one's own uniqueness - are constantly being overlooked.”

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