"Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle."

--

Goldie Hawn

#Inspirational Quotes #Lightning Quotes #Bottles Quotes

“It's possible to be completely enlightened... except with your family.”
“A champion shows who he is by what he does when he's tested. When a person gets up and says 'I can still do it', he's a champion.”
“If you're looking at the Bible for a guide to living a compassionate, wise and humane life, well, frankly you've got more chance of finding a lap dancing club in Mekka or a virgin in a catholic orphanage.”

Source : YouTube Channel "Pat Condell"/"What Have I Got Against Religion?", www.youtube.com. March 04, 2007.
“I eat a lot of chocolate.”
“We need to respect choices that women make.”

Source : "Greta defends Hilary Rosen: She's not anti-stay-at-home moms". "On The Record" with Greta Van Susteren, www.foxnews.com. April 12, 2012.
“The going away of friends does not make the remainder more precious. It takes so much from them as there was a common link. A. B. and C. make a party. A. dies. B. not only loses A. but all A.'s part in C. C. loses A.'s part in B., and so the alphabet sickens by subtraction of interchangeables.”
“You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest.”
“The minimum we should hope for with any display technology is that it should do no harm.”

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