"I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi."

-- Albert Brooks

#Paparazzi Quotes

“Destiny is the invention of the cowardly, and the resigned.”
“When I was a kid, I would do stupid things on my bike. I'd jump any ramp, I'd jump over people, I'd jump over things - always crashing, never hurting myself badly but always wanting to take physical risks.”
“My commitment is to strive to lean on the Lord with my whole heart, reading His word daily and earnestly seeking His will in my life.”

Source : "GOP candidates flock to Christian Coalition conference". www.cnn.com. October 1, 1999.
“Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.”
“Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.”
“It is more important what the jobs report shows in December and January -- that will affect how many rate hikes we'll have this spring.”
“Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these.”
“The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.”

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