"As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires."

-- Andy Borowitz

#Christmas Quotes #Vampire Quotes #Would Be Quotes

“I was a fine arts major in college, and a painter for many years. And I found that, like writing, art is very similar.”
“The two super-powers cannot divide the world into their oyster.”
“We are at a major epoch in human history, which is that we don't need sex to recreate the race. You can have babies without sex. This is the first time in human history that has been true, and it means, for example, we could do some extraordinary things.”
“Look at this limp cravet. And the sad state of those cuffs. I can hardly bring myself to look upon them.”
“It is unjust, and sometimes very untrue, though it is a common theory, to hold that it is sacrifices which make the beauty of a combination, and that the combination is prettier by the magnitude of the sacrifices.”

Source : Eugene Znosko-Borovsky (2013). “The Art of Chess Combination”, p.15, Courier Corporation
“To look in the face of hard things and keep moving forward - that's what one has to do.”
“It's hard sometimes to remember why we do anything in the first place. It's nice to think there's a purpose, or even a real decision that turns everything in one direction, but that's not always true, is it? We just fall into our lives.”

Source : Dinaw Mengestu (2007). “The Beautiful Things That Heaven Bears”, p.61, Penguin
“They don't have a lot of crime in the countryside other than theft. But every once in a while, things turn ugly, and when they turn ugly, they turn very ugly.”

Source : "In 'Mad River,' A Friendly Cop Tackles Rural Crime". Interview with Linda Wertheimer, krvs.org. September 23, 2012.

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