"The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch."

-- Dave Barry

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“What you plan is too small for you to live.”
“I don't think you can be in public life without being called bad names.”
“I realize that you have to show up for your life.”
“A lot of very competent people sometimes make errors.”

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“These times are too progressive. Everything has changed too fast. Railroads and telegraphs and kerosene and coal stoves -- they're good to have but the trouble is, folks get to depend on 'em.”
“We crave explanations for most everything, but innovation and progress happen when we allow ourselves to embrace uncertainty.”
“I did six years of planning to win the championship from Jack Dempsey.”
“Do not permit yourself to fall in love with the end-game play to the exclusion of entire games. It is well to have the whole story of how it happened; the complete play, not the denouement only. Do not embrace the rag-time and vaudeville of chess.”

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