"Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room."

-- Michael Cera

#Sexy Quotes #Party Quotes #Scary Quotes

“While the constitution continues to be read, and its principles known, the states, must, by every rational man, be considered as essential component parts of the union; and therefore the idea of sacrificing the former to the latter is totally inadmissible.”
“Secure writers don't sell first drafts. They patiently rewrite until the script is as director-ready, as actor-ready as possible. Unfinished work invites tampering, while polished, mature work seals its integrity.”
“Any law that takes hold of a mans daily life cannot prevail in a community, unless the vast majority of the community are actively in favor of it. The laws that are the most operative are the laws which protect life.”
“If a man is truly in love, the most beautiful woman in the world couldn't take him away. Maybe for a few days, but not forever.”
“The great news is we have an all-female shortlist with no positive discrimination or anything, isn't that fantastic?”
“Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!”
“Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.”
“I want Ron to stand up to Malfoy and punish him.”

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