"At my age, I'm just happy to be named the greatest living anything."

-- Joe DiMaggio

“Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.”
“I definitely do not support a constitutional amendment that has to do with prohibiting gay marriage.”
“There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them.”
“Kill them all, for God knows His own.”
“Tears are akin to prayer - Pharisees parade prayers, imposters parade tears.”
“It's about risking everything. Putting your heart on the line, even when you don't know what's going to happen. It's risking having the person you love rip it out and stomp all over it in public.”
“I think the Saree makes a woman look sexy yet graceful all at the same time..”
“There were some things you did, no matter what, and when a friend needed help, you helped them.”

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