"If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?"

“Jesus picked up twelve men from the bottom ranks of business and forged them into an organisation that conquered the world.”

Source : Bruce Barton (2000). “The Man Nobody Knows: A Discovery of the Real Jesus”, Ivan R Dee

“[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots”

“The Christian life was never meant to be lived alone. Together we're a body. A family. The people of God.”

Source : FaceBook post by Matthew West from Mar 04, 2015

“The difference between God and the Devil, is that God creates and organizes, while the whole study of the Devil is to convince children that light meat tastes good.”

“The equatorial line is, in fact, the centre of atmospheric motion.”

Source : John Hanning Speke (1863). “Journal of the Discovery of the Source of the Nile”, p.17

“My mother never married my father. She was married to and divorced from another man, then she married and divorced my stepfather and then, ultimately, they ended up getting back together.”

“But he thought all the strange words were beautiful, and he had never had a book of his own before.”

“Theater is, of course, a reflection of life. Maybe we have to improve life before we can hope to improve theater.”