"My ***** may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass."

-- Samuel L. Jackson

#Dumb Quotes #May Quotes #Dumbasses Quotes

“And Israel, being a tiny, small country, of course has interest to strengthen - we have interest to strengthen our relations with other countries, mostly countries that were hostile for many, many years.”
“Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang”
“We always imagine that there's got to be somewhere else better than where we are right now; this is the Great Somewhere Else we all carry around in our heads. We believe Somewhere Else is out there for us if only we could find it. But there's no Somewhere Else. Everything is right here...Make this your paradise or make this your hell. The choice is entirely yours. Really.”

Source : Brad Warner (2015). “Hardcore Zen: Punk Rock, Monster Movies and the Truth About Reality”, p.55, Simon and Schuster
“Only cream and SOBs rise to the top.”

Source : Al Neuharth (1992). “Confessions of an S.O.B.”, Signet
“It's sad to think that we've gotten to this that we actually have to think about how to go about finding a man. But what's even sadder is that some men make you feel guilty for looking.”
“Well, I like empowering my clients.”
“The wealth of south Florida, but even more important, the meaning and significance of south Florida lies in the black muck of the Everglades and the inevitable development of this country to be the great tropic agricultural center of the world.”
“The person who has earned love the least needs it the most.”

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