"Besides, REAL computers have a rename() system call."

-- Larry Wall

#Real Quotes #Computer Quotes

“All animals are to be found in men and each of theme exists in some man, sometimes several at the time.”
“Actors never discuss future plans.”
“To do the right thing at the right season is a great art.”
“In breif Sermone ane pregnant sentence wryte.”

Source : Robert Henryson (1824). “Robene and Makyne: And The Testament of Cresseid”
“It's been said a thousand ways by hundreds of different people through the years, but is still as true as ever. If mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Yellow H. Most couples have not had hundreds of arguments; they've had the same argument hundreds of times.”
“One cannot properly appreciate the human realities so long as one labors under the adolescent delusion that people get the fates they deserve.”

Source : Nicholas Rescher (1990). “Human Interests: Reflections on Philosophical Anthropology”, p.101, Stanford University Press
“I've been around doing a little of this and a little of that.”
“Itâ€™s sad when friends become enemies. But whatâ€™s even worse is when they become strangers.”

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