"By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch."

“At any given time, there might be someone who's eight years old or 80 years old in the audience. Some nights there are a lot of girls in the audience, some nights not. It's so unpredictable, but I like that.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

“Love is more than a one way reflection, stop using sex as a weapon.”

“Enrolling in the Medicare Prescription Drug Program will be a great savings for most senior citizens.”

“I predict the Internet will soon go spectacularly supernova and in 1996 catastrophically collapse.”

Source : "Zen and the Art of Systems Analysis: Meditations on Computer Systems Development". Book by Patrick McDermott, 2002.

“One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out”

Source : Twitter post from Mar 08, 2017

“Courage consists not in blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing it, and conquering it.”

“Don't make a habit out of choosing what feels good over what's actually good for you.”

“Generosity is the key to all relationships. To friendships and bands. That's the golden rule.”

Source : Source: www.rollingstone.com