"There is only one thing that could make me near homicidal. Yeah - this is called My Proper Tea."

-- Doc Brown

#Tea Quotes #Yeah Quotes

“If you listen to yo momma You won't ever have no fun.”
“Public opinion is a second conscience.”
“I don't think people talk to me because I'm such a good, charming, good-looking guy. I don't - whether that's true or not. I think they do it because I work for a major news organization, and they think that it can probably be helpful to them and their business interests or their personal interest and what have you.”
“Our parents decided not to teach us Chinese. It was an era when they felt we would be better off if we didn't have that complication.”
“I hope I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.”
“I believe that when we treat homosexual people as pariahs and push them outside our communities and churches; when we blame them for who they are; when we deny them our blessing on their commitment to lifelong, faithful relationships, we make them doubt whether they are children of God, made in his image.”

Source : "Stop treating gay people as pariahs, evangelical minister tells church" by Sam Jones, www.theguardian.com. January 15, 2013.
“One of the greatest gifts you can give your husband is your own wholeness.”
“As our voices rise in protest, the NSA monitors your every phone call. if you have a cell phone, you are under surveillance. I believe what you do on your cell phone is none of their damn business,”

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