"My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out."

-- April Winchell

“All of life is a constant education.”

Source : Eleanor Roosevelt, David Emblidge (2009). “My Day: The Best of Eleanor Roosevelt's Acclaimed Newspaper Columns, 1936-1962”, p.107, Da Capo Press
“When you have a valid opinion around, it takes a lot of the pressure off.”
“The Chinese are like a tank through a corn field, they just keep mowing through it. Senators want sanctions against countries supporting cyberattacks.”
“I testify that our teacher, our shepherd, is Christ, our best friend, who clears up all our doubts. He heals our wounds and turns our pain into sweet experiences.”
“But there is only one surefire method of proper pattern recognition, and that is science.”
“You pay your money, you take your choice. I get the audience my language attracts and I lose the ones it repels.”
“A kiss for luck, demoiselle?" It is a magnificent, lusty kiss and I feel nothing but deep regret that it may be his last. Just before he pulls away, he whispers in my ear. "Duval said to give you that should I get a chance. It is from him.”
“Being a Jew, you realize your strongest weapon is your mind.”

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